Why English Teachers Die Young?
Thursday, August 06, 2009 @ Thursday, August 06, 2009
I just went to look for some metaphors to seek for some inspiration for my short story in waiting...
I found this interesting link on why teacher die young..
Seriously, I was laughing like mad when I read it aloud....
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently
compressed by a Thigh Master.Reaction: Tigh MASTEr..what kind of master is tat..ROFL
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.Reaction: Underpants...Cool
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy
who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes
with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools
about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with
a pinhole in it.Reaction: Crap...what a long-winded sentence
4. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just
before it throws up.
Reaction: HAHAHAAHHA...this is so smart...comparing laughter to dog throwing up
5. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Reaction: yep...this sentence is so whatever anyway..
6. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling
ball wouldn't.Reaction: .......the speed of bowling is much faster compare to a little boat
7. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.Reaction: WTF...nose HAIR?! HAHAAHAH
8. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the
grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left
Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m.
at a speed of 35 mph.Reaction: Wah..confirm dio accident...siao arh...wan me to call ambulance??
9. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating
for a while.Reaction: hmm..kinda agreed with this sentence..
10. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a
real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or
something.Reaction: What a stupid duck..
11. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg
behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.Reaction: I think all the ballerinas will sue the guy who wrote this sentence..
12. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to
the wall.Reaction: OUCH...awww....
It is damn hilarious....HAHAHAHAHAAH
What nose hair, trains, dog, tongue and hungry.... #$%^&*()
But it is really creative to write your sentence in tat way...
cool...I mean it..
Imaginarist
